Same germs???

Pas gue lagi ngelonin si Mamat tidur... biasalah dia ngoceh dulu, otaknya muter gak keruan sebelum 'shut down'.
Mamat: mum..., how do you know you have same 'germs' with dad???
Gue: ?????? what do you mean Mat???
Mamat: hmmm... just imagine if I am big as dad... 40 years old.. How do you know if you have same germ with dad so you can marry dad and have baby.. I mean me... You know that... you can't kiss any girls because you don't know if you have same germs or not.. because you will die....
Gue:(udah pingsan duluan)
Mamat: (ngoceh lagi) so.. I still don't understand and I don't know how you can find and know the right girl that have a same 'germs' with me... How do you know??
Gue: hmmm...what do you mean with 'germ'?? (gubraks beneran gak seh? masih gak mudeng gue)
Mamat: Mummm... don't you know that you can't kissing somebody you don't know if you have same germ or not???!!! (udah mulai juteg doi.. dia pikir kale emaknya koq ya gak nyambung2 hihihi) you will get sick mum... my friend told me that...kissing is yucky, you will get germ! I know I have same germs with you or dad.. because you are my mum.. but I can't marry you.. because you are my mum..
Gue: (*gubraksssssss... rupanya disekolah ada percakapan sama temen2 tentang kissing toh... ngerti dah gw sekarang)
Mamat: (nyambung ngoceh lagi, kali ini dengan tampang serius sedih bingung).. soo how do I know mum??? how do you know you have same germ with dad?
Gue: (nahan ngakak) you just only 5 years old my dear... still a longggg time...just wait until you big as daddy, the right princess will waiting for you... and you will know the answer when you grown up.
Mamat: how come?? and how do you know?? you not answer my question mum.. 'how do you know dad have same germs with you???' (ngomongnya udah satu-satu yee.. tegas bener)
Gue: (mati beneran) hmmm.. how about we go to sleep now... it's already late... mummy sleepy and can't think... (ngeles.com benerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!)
Mamat: okayyy.. maybe I should ask dad tomorrow... I love you mum... (trus dia langsung molor dah...)
Gue: masih pingsan.com...Helpppp!!!! ada yang tau jawabannya??? gue rasa besok gantian babenya yang gubraks...