'Tang, kapan-kapan lu kemari lagi yee sama bini en anak-anak elo... Salam buat mereka semua!!'
Gue, Odie, Bintang, Nanto, Pri, Poppy jaman jadul duluuuu
Poppy, Pri, Odie, Bintang, Nanto, Iyus and GueSunday, 4 May 2008
Reunian
Beberapa bulan yang lalu, pas gue lagi iseng-iseng browsing 'antar temen' di friendster, gue nemu nama 'Bintang Novi' - wah... jangan-jangan doski temen gila-gilaan segank jaman gila SMA dulu niy.. so gw kontaklah tuh orang.... Ternyata dugaan gue bener boo!! hepi banget gue menemukan 'teman yang hilang'.. so terlampiaskanlah rasa kangen (taelaaa) kita berdua sambil bernostalgila jaman SMA dulu..hehehe Nah... minggu lalu, doi dateng ke Melbourne dalam rangka ada training dari kantornya but gimanapun juga hukumnya harus dong ketemuan!! Gilaa banget 17 taon booo gak pernah ketemuan eh tau-taunya ketemuan lagi koq ya di Melbourne dah pada punya buntut :D. Di sela-sela kesibukan gue sama dia, akhirnya ketemuan juga deh pas hari Minggu. Gue jemput dia di train station deket rumah gue (lebih gampang gitu loh daripada gw yang harus ke daerah kota, resek), trus gue bawa dia ke rumah gue en rumpi sambil bernostalgila ria.... inget jaman sma dulu yang ampunnnnn gilaa banget!! hahahaha... Asli doi tuh gak brubah banget except rambutnya sekarang tegak lurus kebawah (dulu keatas alias jabrik, hihihi) en body membulat (dulu kayak lidi...hahahahaha). Doi juga bawa foto-foto pas reunian boedoet angkatan 91 (2 tahun yang lalu), whuahhh surprise abiss en tentunya sebel juga gue gak bisa dateng ke tuh reunian. Jangan ditanya betapa 'takjubnya' si babena discover betapa heboh dan tomboy bininya jaman sma dulu hihihihi... Malemnya kita dinner bareng di DiCaprio, en waktu rasanya cepet banget berlalu tau-tau udah jam 9 malem...trus baru deh gue drop doski balik ke hotelnya di William St di downtown.
'Tang, kapan-kapan lu kemari lagi yee sama bini en anak-anak elo... Salam buat mereka semua!!'
Gue, Odie, Bintang, Nanto, Pri, Poppy jaman jadul duluuuu
Poppy, Pri, Odie, Bintang, Nanto, Iyus and Gue
'Tang, kapan-kapan lu kemari lagi yee sama bini en anak-anak elo... Salam buat mereka semua!!'
Gue, Odie, Bintang, Nanto, Pri, Poppy jaman jadul duluuuu Poppy, Pri, Odie, Bintang, Nanto, Iyus and Gue
Friday, 2 May 2008
MAMMOGRAMS
Many women are anxious about mammograms, but there is no need to worry.
By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.
EXERCISE ONE:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door.
Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.
EXERCISE TWO:
Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.
EXERCISE THREE:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED! AND, just a thought for all the women out there........
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........
And when we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find,
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.
EXERCISE ONE:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door.
Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.
EXERCISE TWO:
Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.
EXERCISE THREE:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED! AND, just a thought for all the women out there........
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........
And when we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find,
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
Swearing at Work
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1.
Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
2.
Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3.
Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4.
Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: F*** off a*se-wipe
5.
Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
6.
Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.
Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem, mate.
8.
Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the f***?
9.
Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate.
10.
Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11.
Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12.
Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Oi, f*** face.
13.
Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
1.
Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
2.
Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3.
Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4.
Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: F*** off a*se-wipe
5.
Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
6.
Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.
Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem, mate.
8.
Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the f***?
9.
Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate.
10.
Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11.
Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12.
Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Oi, f*** face.
13.
Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
Enjoying Life In Australia
Australian tourist Q&A
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
__________________________________________________
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks (Sweden)?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
______________________________________________
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. _________________________________________________
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
__________________________________________________
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
__________________________________________________
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
__________________________________________________
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
_________________________________________________
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R&R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
That explains why the British (& New Zealand) sent most of their convicts to Oz!
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
__________________________________________________
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks (Sweden)?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
______________________________________________
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. _________________________________________________
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
__________________________________________________
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
__________________________________________________
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
__________________________________________________
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
_________________________________________________
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R&R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
That explains why the British (& New Zealand) sent most of their convicts to Oz!
Yayyy, lulus grading, blue belt dah!
Jumat 2 minggu lalu, si Mamat grading karate lagi, kali ini buat blue beltnya. Ya seperti grading-grading sebelumnya, tuh tempat ujian di Sydenham trus malem pulak. So tuh hari, gue 'meliburkan' diri ambil toil gue (boss juga nyuruh koq..hehehe secara gue lembur kerja berhari-hari..hehehe) so gue bisa jemput dia dari sekul, trus dia istirahat bentar en langsung cabut lagi ke tempat grading. Gradingnya tuh start dari jam 7.00pm en baru kelar sekitar jam 10an. Gilingan, istirahatnya tuh cuma sekali doang en gak sampe 5 menit!! di drill terusss... salut juga gue sama tuh anak, baterenya ngecharge terus sedangkan gue yang nungguin rasanya telerr banget, mata merem melek blon lagi ditambah dinginnnn. Nah hari Kamis kemaren, dia lulus tuhh dapet deh sabuk birunya. Wah doi bangga en hepi banget. Gue??? yah otomatis lebih bangga en hepi dari dia donggg :D
Gaya seriusnya si Mamat
Gaya seriusnya si MamatGaya pendekar mabok
*sorry videonya kebalik, gimana siy caranya rotate ada yang tau gak?*
Thursday, 1 May 2008
basi-basi dehhh ni crita..:)
Hualooo semuaaa, pa kabar?? Gilingan dah lama juga ye niy blog gak gue updet2 Ya selaen alasan klasik S-I-B-U-K, gue juga lagi buntu bin not in the mood nulis, padahal siy yang pengen dicritain banyak bener cuma ya ituuu males ngetik!
Okeh deh, karena gue masih terjangkiti virus 'malesngitis ngetiksimus' , gue posting foto-foto aje ye! Ini foto-foto pas hari Minggu (2 minggu yang laluuuu) kita ke President Park, lokasinya gak jauh dari rumah gue, secara playgroundnya lumayan gede cukup buat nguras energi anak-anak en tempat bbqan juga gratongan!
Trusss... ini tampangnya si Mamat mamerin 'tattoo' sama 'face painting'nya yang dia dapet di school holiday.
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En thennnnnnnnn.. ini gayanya si Mamat kalo lagi 'kumat' lah disuruh ganti piama malah jumper tidur babenya yang dipake!
Okeh deh, karena gue masih terjangkiti virus 'malesngitis ngetiksimus' , gue posting foto-foto aje ye! Ini foto-foto pas hari Minggu (2 minggu yang laluuuu) kita ke President Park, lokasinya gak jauh dari rumah gue, secara playgroundnya lumayan gede cukup buat nguras energi anak-anak en tempat bbqan juga gratongan!
Trusss... ini tampangnya si Mamat mamerin 'tattoo' sama 'face painting'nya yang dia dapet di school holiday.
En thennnnnnnnn.. ini gayanya si Mamat kalo lagi 'kumat' lah disuruh ganti piama malah jumper tidur babenya yang dipake!
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