Many women are anxious about mammograms, but there is no need to worry.
By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.
EXERCISE ONE:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door.
Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.
EXERCISE TWO:
Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.
EXERCISE THREE:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED! AND, just a thought for all the women out there........
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........
And when we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find,
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
Showing posts with label iseng doang. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iseng doang. Show all posts
Friday, 2 May 2008
Swearing at Work
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1.
Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
2.
Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3.
Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4.
Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: F*** off a*se-wipe
5.
Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
6.
Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.
Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem, mate.
8.
Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the f***?
9.
Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate.
10.
Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11.
Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12.
Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Oi, f*** face.
13.
Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
1.
Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
2.
Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3.
Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4.
Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: F*** off a*se-wipe
5.
Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
6.
Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.
Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem, mate.
8.
Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the f***?
9.
Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate.
10.
Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11.
Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12.
Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Oi, f*** face.
13.
Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
Enjoying Life In Australia
Australian tourist Q&A
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
__________________________________________________
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks (Sweden)?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
______________________________________________
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. _________________________________________________
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
__________________________________________________
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
__________________________________________________
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
__________________________________________________
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
_________________________________________________
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R&R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
That explains why the British (& New Zealand) sent most of their convicts to Oz!
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
__________________________________________________
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks (Sweden)?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
______________________________________________
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. _________________________________________________
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
__________________________________________________
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
__________________________________________________
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
__________________________________________________
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
__________________________________________________
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
__________________________________________________
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
_________________________________________________
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R&R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
__________________________________________________
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
That explains why the British (& New Zealand) sent most of their convicts to Oz!
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
Negri di awan
Denger niy lagu gw jadi melowww hikkk... jadi inget Indonesia yang indah dan permai, hommy... jaman kecil duluuu..tapi sekarang... :((((
Wednesday, 10 October 2007
Mirip gak???
Hayooo bisa tebak gak mana yang BB en mana yang Mamat? Mamat mirip gak sama BB waktu pas bayi?
Monday, 1 October 2007
Bangganya jadi Victorian ;ob
Dewww gimana gak bangga jadi Victorian ;ob Taon ini both of piala dipegang sama Victoria ya gak di NRL (National Rugby League) team kita menang defeat Manly 34-8 (Storm menang grandfinal 2 kali dalam 10 tahun) gitu juga di AFL (Australian Football League) Geelong Cats defeat Port Adelaide 163-44!
Hmmm pada dasarnya siy gue sekeluarga lebih condong ke rugby league dibandingin AFL.. hmm namanya si Mamat juga terinspirasi sama pemaen Storm favorite gue abis ganteng pisan en machooo boo *wink.com* who' knows si Mamat nantinya kayak dia hehehehe...
Well my State is a Sports State and we proved it! ;o)) (narcis dikit boleh dwuonggg!!)
Go Storm!!
Storm boys with the NRL trophy 
Go Cats!!
Hmmm pada dasarnya siy gue sekeluarga lebih condong ke rugby league dibandingin AFL.. hmm namanya si Mamat juga terinspirasi sama pemaen Storm favorite gue abis ganteng pisan en machooo boo *wink.com* who' knows si Mamat nantinya kayak dia hehehehe...
Well my State is a Sports State and we proved it! ;o)) (narcis dikit boleh dwuonggg!!)
Go Storm!!
Storm boys with the NRL trophy
Go Cats!!Saturday, 29 September 2007
What My Mother Taught Me
didedikasikan buat yang emak-emak... hehehheehe (hmm.. ngingetin sama s'apa yakkk???")
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...."You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk backto me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7 My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
8 My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS..."You're just like your father."
10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"
11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."
12. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just likeyou....Then you'll see what it's like."
(author: unknown)
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...."You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk backto me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7 My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
8 My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS..."You're just like your father."
10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"
11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."
12. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just likeyou....Then you'll see what it's like."
(author: unknown)
Nostalgila Profil Anak Jakarta Taon 80-an
1. Sewaktu SD mengalami perpanjangan tahun akademik1978/79
2. Masih ngerasain acara 12 Pas, Catatan Si Boy, Pro Kamu, ataupun di Prambors 666AM.
3. Ikut naik atap rumah untuk ngeliat Cilandak menyala
4. Pernah ada yg ngajakin nongkrong di Dairy Queen Blok M Melawai
5. Pernah punya textbook dgn tulisan 'Sesuai Kurikulum 1975'
6. Ikut panik ketika Turbo diisukan meninggal karena HeadSpin
7. Ikut 'rush' borong kaset ke Aquarius Mahakam atau Duta Suara pada malam 31 Juni 1988 (karena esok harinya harga kaset naik dari Rp. 2.750,- menjadi Rp.4.500,-/Rp5.000,-)
8. Pernah ngerasain sekolah setengah hari karena :
a) Ada pertandingan Muhammad Ali vs Larry Holmes (1980)
b) Wajib nonton Janur Kuning (1981)
c) Wajib ikut apel akbar Wajib Belajar di Stadion Utama Senayan mei (1984)
d) Wajib nungguin parade api PON (1988)
9. Pernah punya salah satu produknya Nike (sepatu, kaos kaki,singlet...)
10. Bosan nungguin gerhana matahari total yg ternyata lamanya minta ampun
11. Ikut menjadi peserta Pilot Project, serta mempromosikan Kesegaran Jasmani
12. Banyak mobil yang bannya diceperin trus ada stiker tulisannya "Turbo" atau "Mugen Power"
13. Pernah punya sepatu merek Lotto atau Panther
14. Pernah dapet pembagian Susu Ovaltine atau Milo di sekolah,gratis loh.....
15. Channel TV cuman TVRI doang
16. Kalo hari minggu nonton "Little House On The Prairie"
17. Anak-anak cewek pada demen sama produknya Sanrio, Hello Kitty, MyMelody, Little Twin Star, etc
18. Pernah ngeliat "Sepatu Bandung "model-model 'All-Star' dipenuhi dengan label-label pakaian tapi warnanyaluntur kalo dicuci ditambah aksesori tali-tali sepatu yang nggak kalah ajaib warna dan motifnya
19. Kalo pake celana jeans, dilipet sampe pas dibawah dengkul, pake slayer, kemeja flanel kotak-kotak yang dikancingin cuman satu paling atas, sambil nenteng-nenteng tas sekolahan buatan JayaGiri atau Alpina
20. Pernah punya sepeda BMX yang ditinggiin setiang listrik. Minimal pernah temenan sama yang punya.
21. Masih hapal nama tokoh2 di film si Unyil
22. Di kepalanya masih terngiang-ngiang lagu 'Suzanna'-nya TheArtCompany
23. Pernah nongkrongin video rental untuk dapetin episode terbaru serial Voltus atau Goshogun.
24. Pernah nyewa film Ikkyu San di video rental dari no. 1-5, tapi abis itu kecewa soalnya nomer selanjutnya kagak diproduksi lagi.
25. Pernah ikut-ikutan BreakDance dan maen SepatuRoda...
26. Nonton The Legend of Condor Heroes di videotape yg berformatBETA...
27. Pernah ngedengerin lagu 'Madu dan Racun'-nya Ari Wibowo ama Kugadaikan Cintaku' nya Gombloh...
28. Demen ama drama Losmen, Rumah Masa Depan.
29. Dipinggiran jalan suka ada coretan Destroyer, Tee-Ice, dsb.
30. Suka ama klip musik video Top Pop 10, 15, dst.
31. Rambut John Taylor duran-duran digandrungin banget.
32. Ngadu biji asem, sampe dibakar biar kuat asemnya.
33. Main kwartet kalo pulang sekolah.
34. Kalo'nggak pake' abonemen, bayarnya bisa Rp. 25,-
35. Punya buku kenangan yang kebanyakan ngisinya diakhiri dengan "Don't forget to remember.."
36. Hafal lagu-lagunya Queen.
37. Gandrung sama grup Chaseiro-nya Chandra Darusman and PSP (Pancaran Sinar Petromax), grup dangdut anak-anak UI.
38. Suka pake tatto bonus dari lolipop chuppa chups.
39. Kalo nonton konser, yang manggung perform repertoar band panutan, kaya
Cockpit/Fredy Tamaela jadi Genesis/Phil Collins, Ikang jadi Rod Stewart (suaranya diserak-serakin sampe jadi serak beneran)
40. Saben taon kudu nyari tiket Guruh & Swara Mahardikanya
41. Fariz RM masih nggebuk drum
42. Hafal kata2nya semua lagu dari kaset Sabda Alamnya Chrisye, bahkan yg aneh2 dan sok Kawi (karangan Guruh)
43. Taman Kodok sentra breakdance
44. Pernah dipaksa study tour ke TMII dan kudu bikin karya tulis padahal nongkrongnya di tukang teh botol
45. Baca komiknya Trigan di majalah Hai
46. Rambutnya di-punk rock, rada jriwis2 kayak Kim Wilde tapi ada bagian yg panjang dikepang kecil2 kayak Adamant dijepit/digantungin aksesori kecil2 berwarna-warni.
47. Bajunya lengen pendek tapi digulung2 lagi kayak preman, padahal nggak ada ototnya.
48. Sempet ikut panik waktu ada "sanering" kecil2an, waktu nilai rupiah sempet jeblok. Padahal nggak ngaruh sama uang jajan. Tetep aja nggak cukup.
49. Nonton Sarinah kebakaran, soalnya jaman dulu belom musim bakar2an yg gede2.
50. Sempet nangis waktu dinosaurus temennya kumkum mati (filmserikartun)
51. Ngumpulin poster dari majalah Gadis
52. Hari Kartini kudu nyewa baju daerah (mudah2an sekarang enggak usah)
53. Yang cewek kaos kakinya ada kepala bonekanya
54. Pada bangga banget pake jam digital, biar ALBA juga
55. Kalo upacara nyanyi Satu Nusa Satu Bangsa, refrainnya sukaditambah2in sendiri "In..."
56. Di sepanjang jalan Sabang lagunya Fiesta Forever mulu. Owner of the Lonely Hearts, Karma Chameleon.
57. Keranjingan lagu GUCCI dan WE WANT SOME PUSSY
58. Pada rame2 beli walkman (baru keluar sih)
59. Pada rame2 beli skateboard lengkap sama tempurung lutut-sikunya,padahal maen otopet aja nggak becus
60. Kartu kwartetnya yg superhero lokal, Gundala PutraPetir, Kregah Manusia Batu, Pangeran Mlaar, dll.
61. Masak nyewa video Beta-nya klip musik, mending Dallas atawa Silat...
62. Cewek2 mesen sepatu kain dari Justine Bandung...pas becek pada memble....
63. Gara2 John Tralala jadi saban pesta kudu nyewa peralatan disko...
64. Bolos waktu gunung Galunggung meletus... padahal jauh...
65. Sempet panik waktu ada kerusuhan di Senen/lapangan Banteng waktu Oma Irama kampanye PPP... maklum belom berpengalaman rusuh
66. Sempet kagum sama Imaniar dkk "The Kids"
67. Semua kasetnya Vina dikoleksi...bakal nggantiin koleksi SanggarCerita....
68. Tiap acara lebaran di TVRI, yang ditunggu-tunggu adalah operet Papiko-nya Titik Puspa
69. Punya koleksi komik Nina nggak? Harus lengkap loh!
70. Tau kalau di AHA ada apple pie yang enak banget. Sekarang udah nggak ada lagi.......
71. Dulu belum ada mall, jadi jalan-jalannya di plaza seperti di RatuPlaza, trus, bangga banget kalau hari Senin bisa cerita ketemen-temen habis belanja sama ortu di Gajah Mada Plaza
72. Kalau ke disko harus dandan habis, pakai anting yang lebih gede daripada daun telinga.Trus ke mana ya.... oh, ke Ebony, Musro,Stardust, Fire.......
73. Waktu SD, harus udah pernah makan di KFC. Aduh, konsumtif sekali.
74. Dulu bisa ke Duta Suara bawa 10.000 perak dan borong 10 kaset.
75. Harus punya koleksi LCLR Prambors dan hapal lagu-lagunya.
76. Harus punya turtle neck! Biar mirip sama yang di majalah Gadis
77. Jangan pura-pura lupa yang suka sok macho dan sok outlaw(cewektermasuk!) kalo pake sepatu, bagian belakangnyadiinjek...
78. sempet maksa pagi2 lari pagi di senayan rame-rame (bareng IndraSafera) padahal cuman numpang nongkrong & makan bubur.
79. Sempet lihat priok membara (kerusuhan tanjung priok) semuanya panik terus sekolah diliburin, maklum pertamakali lihat kerusuhan. (12 September1984)
80. Sempet ngerasain punya buntut dirambut, terus buntutnya dikepang atau dipakaiin pita.
81. Nungguin kuiz siapa dia-nya Olan Sitompul di TVRI (abis kuiz jarang bener)
82. Ngerasain nungguin acara Kameraria Safari + Lawak Bagio CS diTVRI
83. Sempet liat Alex Komang dapet piala Citra
84. Wajib nonton Liem Swie King main bulu tangkis, jago loh...
85. Sekolah diliburin nonton peluncuran satelit Palapa yang pertama diTV.
86. Hapal semua nama adik2 nya Cuplis....
87. Punya topi Jepang yang warna-warni, dengan buntut panjang
88. Senangnya nungguin acara Film Cerita Akhir Pekan
89. Nonton acara Sanggar Cerita di TVRI tiap sabtu
90. Nggak tahu teks lagu Garuda Pancasila, pas bagian"...pribadibangsaku..."
91. Suka di suruh ikutan latihan Nari di sekolah.
92. Pake kaos kaki, tapi digulung, dilinting..
93. Kalau karet kaos kakinya kendor, suka di pakein karet gelang, ntar pas pulang sekolah, ada tanda merah di betis.
94. Pernah ikutan karnaval pake kumis-kumisan di acara 17 Agustusan
95. Punya gambaran produksi GK (Gunung Kelud), yang dibelakangnya teks lagu Unyil.
2. Masih ngerasain acara 12 Pas, Catatan Si Boy, Pro Kamu, ataupun di Prambors 666AM.
3. Ikut naik atap rumah untuk ngeliat Cilandak menyala
4. Pernah ada yg ngajakin nongkrong di Dairy Queen Blok M Melawai
5. Pernah punya textbook dgn tulisan 'Sesuai Kurikulum 1975'
6. Ikut panik ketika Turbo diisukan meninggal karena HeadSpin
7. Ikut 'rush' borong kaset ke Aquarius Mahakam atau Duta Suara pada malam 31 Juni 1988 (karena esok harinya harga kaset naik dari Rp. 2.750,- menjadi Rp.4.500,-/Rp5.000,-)
8. Pernah ngerasain sekolah setengah hari karena :
a) Ada pertandingan Muhammad Ali vs Larry Holmes (1980)
b) Wajib nonton Janur Kuning (1981)
c) Wajib ikut apel akbar Wajib Belajar di Stadion Utama Senayan mei (1984)
d) Wajib nungguin parade api PON (1988)
9. Pernah punya salah satu produknya Nike (sepatu, kaos kaki,singlet...)
10. Bosan nungguin gerhana matahari total yg ternyata lamanya minta ampun
11. Ikut menjadi peserta Pilot Project, serta mempromosikan Kesegaran Jasmani
12. Banyak mobil yang bannya diceperin trus ada stiker tulisannya "Turbo" atau "Mugen Power"
13. Pernah punya sepatu merek Lotto atau Panther
14. Pernah dapet pembagian Susu Ovaltine atau Milo di sekolah,gratis loh.....
15. Channel TV cuman TVRI doang
16. Kalo hari minggu nonton "Little House On The Prairie"
17. Anak-anak cewek pada demen sama produknya Sanrio, Hello Kitty, MyMelody, Little Twin Star, etc
18. Pernah ngeliat "Sepatu Bandung "model-model 'All-Star' dipenuhi dengan label-label pakaian tapi warnanyaluntur kalo dicuci ditambah aksesori tali-tali sepatu yang nggak kalah ajaib warna dan motifnya
19. Kalo pake celana jeans, dilipet sampe pas dibawah dengkul, pake slayer, kemeja flanel kotak-kotak yang dikancingin cuman satu paling atas, sambil nenteng-nenteng tas sekolahan buatan JayaGiri atau Alpina
20. Pernah punya sepeda BMX yang ditinggiin setiang listrik. Minimal pernah temenan sama yang punya.
21. Masih hapal nama tokoh2 di film si Unyil
22. Di kepalanya masih terngiang-ngiang lagu 'Suzanna'-nya TheArtCompany
23. Pernah nongkrongin video rental untuk dapetin episode terbaru serial Voltus atau Goshogun.
24. Pernah nyewa film Ikkyu San di video rental dari no. 1-5, tapi abis itu kecewa soalnya nomer selanjutnya kagak diproduksi lagi.
25. Pernah ikut-ikutan BreakDance dan maen SepatuRoda...
26. Nonton The Legend of Condor Heroes di videotape yg berformatBETA...
27. Pernah ngedengerin lagu 'Madu dan Racun'-nya Ari Wibowo ama Kugadaikan Cintaku' nya Gombloh...
28. Demen ama drama Losmen, Rumah Masa Depan.
29. Dipinggiran jalan suka ada coretan Destroyer, Tee-Ice, dsb.
30. Suka ama klip musik video Top Pop 10, 15, dst.
31. Rambut John Taylor duran-duran digandrungin banget.
32. Ngadu biji asem, sampe dibakar biar kuat asemnya.
33. Main kwartet kalo pulang sekolah.
34. Kalo'nggak pake' abonemen, bayarnya bisa Rp. 25,-
35. Punya buku kenangan yang kebanyakan ngisinya diakhiri dengan "Don't forget to remember.."
36. Hafal lagu-lagunya Queen.
37. Gandrung sama grup Chaseiro-nya Chandra Darusman and PSP (Pancaran Sinar Petromax), grup dangdut anak-anak UI.
38. Suka pake tatto bonus dari lolipop chuppa chups.
39. Kalo nonton konser, yang manggung perform repertoar band panutan, kaya
Cockpit/Fredy Tamaela jadi Genesis/Phil Collins, Ikang jadi Rod Stewart (suaranya diserak-serakin sampe jadi serak beneran)
40. Saben taon kudu nyari tiket Guruh & Swara Mahardikanya
41. Fariz RM masih nggebuk drum
42. Hafal kata2nya semua lagu dari kaset Sabda Alamnya Chrisye, bahkan yg aneh2 dan sok Kawi (karangan Guruh)
43. Taman Kodok sentra breakdance
44. Pernah dipaksa study tour ke TMII dan kudu bikin karya tulis padahal nongkrongnya di tukang teh botol
45. Baca komiknya Trigan di majalah Hai
46. Rambutnya di-punk rock, rada jriwis2 kayak Kim Wilde tapi ada bagian yg panjang dikepang kecil2 kayak Adamant dijepit/digantungin aksesori kecil2 berwarna-warni.
47. Bajunya lengen pendek tapi digulung2 lagi kayak preman, padahal nggak ada ototnya.
48. Sempet ikut panik waktu ada "sanering" kecil2an, waktu nilai rupiah sempet jeblok. Padahal nggak ngaruh sama uang jajan. Tetep aja nggak cukup.
49. Nonton Sarinah kebakaran, soalnya jaman dulu belom musim bakar2an yg gede2.
50. Sempet nangis waktu dinosaurus temennya kumkum mati (filmserikartun)
51. Ngumpulin poster dari majalah Gadis
52. Hari Kartini kudu nyewa baju daerah (mudah2an sekarang enggak usah)
53. Yang cewek kaos kakinya ada kepala bonekanya
54. Pada bangga banget pake jam digital, biar ALBA juga
55. Kalo upacara nyanyi Satu Nusa Satu Bangsa, refrainnya sukaditambah2in sendiri "In..."
56. Di sepanjang jalan Sabang lagunya Fiesta Forever mulu. Owner of the Lonely Hearts, Karma Chameleon.
57. Keranjingan lagu GUCCI dan WE WANT SOME PUSSY
58. Pada rame2 beli walkman (baru keluar sih)
59. Pada rame2 beli skateboard lengkap sama tempurung lutut-sikunya,padahal maen otopet aja nggak becus
60. Kartu kwartetnya yg superhero lokal, Gundala PutraPetir, Kregah Manusia Batu, Pangeran Mlaar, dll.
61. Masak nyewa video Beta-nya klip musik, mending Dallas atawa Silat...
62. Cewek2 mesen sepatu kain dari Justine Bandung...pas becek pada memble....
63. Gara2 John Tralala jadi saban pesta kudu nyewa peralatan disko...
64. Bolos waktu gunung Galunggung meletus... padahal jauh...
65. Sempet panik waktu ada kerusuhan di Senen/lapangan Banteng waktu Oma Irama kampanye PPP... maklum belom berpengalaman rusuh
66. Sempet kagum sama Imaniar dkk "The Kids"
67. Semua kasetnya Vina dikoleksi...bakal nggantiin koleksi SanggarCerita....
68. Tiap acara lebaran di TVRI, yang ditunggu-tunggu adalah operet Papiko-nya Titik Puspa
69. Punya koleksi komik Nina nggak? Harus lengkap loh!
70. Tau kalau di AHA ada apple pie yang enak banget. Sekarang udah nggak ada lagi.......
71. Dulu belum ada mall, jadi jalan-jalannya di plaza seperti di RatuPlaza, trus, bangga banget kalau hari Senin bisa cerita ketemen-temen habis belanja sama ortu di Gajah Mada Plaza
72. Kalau ke disko harus dandan habis, pakai anting yang lebih gede daripada daun telinga.Trus ke mana ya.... oh, ke Ebony, Musro,Stardust, Fire.......
73. Waktu SD, harus udah pernah makan di KFC. Aduh, konsumtif sekali.
74. Dulu bisa ke Duta Suara bawa 10.000 perak dan borong 10 kaset.
75. Harus punya koleksi LCLR Prambors dan hapal lagu-lagunya.
76. Harus punya turtle neck! Biar mirip sama yang di majalah Gadis
77. Jangan pura-pura lupa yang suka sok macho dan sok outlaw(cewektermasuk!) kalo pake sepatu, bagian belakangnyadiinjek...
78. sempet maksa pagi2 lari pagi di senayan rame-rame (bareng IndraSafera) padahal cuman numpang nongkrong & makan bubur.
79. Sempet lihat priok membara (kerusuhan tanjung priok) semuanya panik terus sekolah diliburin, maklum pertamakali lihat kerusuhan. (12 September1984)
80. Sempet ngerasain punya buntut dirambut, terus buntutnya dikepang atau dipakaiin pita.
81. Nungguin kuiz siapa dia-nya Olan Sitompul di TVRI (abis kuiz jarang bener)
82. Ngerasain nungguin acara Kameraria Safari + Lawak Bagio CS diTVRI
83. Sempet liat Alex Komang dapet piala Citra
84. Wajib nonton Liem Swie King main bulu tangkis, jago loh...
85. Sekolah diliburin nonton peluncuran satelit Palapa yang pertama diTV.
86. Hapal semua nama adik2 nya Cuplis....
87. Punya topi Jepang yang warna-warni, dengan buntut panjang
88. Senangnya nungguin acara Film Cerita Akhir Pekan
89. Nonton acara Sanggar Cerita di TVRI tiap sabtu
90. Nggak tahu teks lagu Garuda Pancasila, pas bagian"...pribadibangsaku..."
91. Suka di suruh ikutan latihan Nari di sekolah.
92. Pake kaos kaki, tapi digulung, dilinting..
93. Kalau karet kaos kakinya kendor, suka di pakein karet gelang, ntar pas pulang sekolah, ada tanda merah di betis.
94. Pernah ikutan karnaval pake kumis-kumisan di acara 17 Agustusan
95. Punya gambaran produksi GK (Gunung Kelud), yang dibelakangnya teks lagu Unyil.
Monday, 10 September 2007
Summer in Australia
You know you're in Australia in January when:
- The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
- Hot water comes out of both taps.
- You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
- The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.
- You discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
- You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.
- You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
- You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.
- Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
- You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
- Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
- The cows are giving evaporated milk.
- The trees are whistling for the dogs.
- While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.
- You catch a cold from having the air conditioner full blast while you sleep during the night.
- You learn that David Jones isn't a department store it's a temple to worship air-conditioning.
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